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[escape high school]

Can't believe I'm able to sit here and play this masterpiece of a game! Everybody in 2000 went real quiet after this. (Maybe because it's the last game of 2000, idk)

Seriously... this game's straight garbanzo beans, ngl. Poorly drawn graphics, poorly done sounds, poorly written English, possibly even poor people, and it's no wonder why this has such a low rating.

Thing is, this game clearly could've had some potential and you really could've gotten creative and polished with it, if only you tried. I can honestly play adventure games if I'm really in the mood to click on stuff for a while, but this one didn't quite hit the spot, and kinda took me out of the mood.

I'm not gonna restate everything everybody said in the other reviews for the sake of saving time, characters, and face. Just know, there are many ways you could've improved this! Page 12 (Poeticman7) has a pretty good review.

Anyway, to conclude in proper oldschool NG fashion, I'll give this Flash 6 separate ratings for each of its main points.

Graphics: 1 (at least there were graphics)
Sound: 2 (i had to mute this bc i really don't want to hear intermittent sfx at night)
Interactivity: 3 (i can't really give a fair rating here, it's a point and click game ffs)
Style: 0 (no.)
Violence: 0 (this isn't meant to be a violent game, what can i say)
Humor: 1 (i had a good chuckle at the talking bits)

Yep. That's all I can think. Just yep. That happened. 1 star. I highly doubt this was good for late 2000, certainly not for early 2021, and nowhere inbetween.

Wait a minute... the school is called "Gay E.M.S High School."
Alright, looks like I'll be giving 5 stars now, cya

[The Dude Ranch Shooting G]

This is the very last game of 2007, and I can't even play it on my Mac through the NG website... key words, *through the website.*

You see, there's a very obscure website that you may have never heard of called the Wayback Machine, so I used it to play this very game. All I can say is... what.

This game is the definition of a time killer, and it's designed to do nothing more than absolutely murder your minutes, which creates a lapse of quality. Not saying you had to spend 3 years polishing this game to its fullest, I'm just saying you could've done better for 2007.
I'm not all too good with the touchpad, so it was way harder than it probably should've been to complete.

I feel like this little interactive Flash skips out on creativity. 3 days would've hopefully been ample time for you to think of something interesting, or at the very least, something better than moving and flashing targets.

My very last quarrel with this is that you rated it T for mild violence. Why? There's no violence at all!

Anyway, to conclude in proper oldschool NG fashion, I'll give this Flash 6 separate ratings for each of its main points.

Graphics: 6 (kinda detailed tbh)
Sound: 1 (pew pew, what great sound effects)
Interactivity: 2 (you just click on objects, c'mon)
Style: 4 (pretty meh game)
Violence: 0 (i already talked about this lmao)
Humor: 0 (what do i laugh at)

There you go, useless ratings for a useless game. I've come to an overall rating of 2 stars (I just averaged each rating lol).

Nobody will probably see this review, but hey, I had fun writing it. Anyway, yeah, bye.

[Pico's School]

we need to stop normalizing ruffle on browsers that already have flash installed lol